Rhymes with Mess

Rhymes with Mess

Friday, October 23rd

In case you missed it due to the fact that you were mesmerized by the hot topic of the last week, the NFL trade deadline (LOL), the first BCS (Bowl Championship Series) rankings of the year were announced. Yawn. I dont know if its the fact that where I live is not necessarily a hot-bed for college football these days (The Big Ten is awful! is a familiar refrain.) or understanding how frustrating following college football rankings can be, it wasnt really a topic at the bar. The few conversations Ive had were fairly animated and I guess thats the point. When a system is flawed, hard to understand and subject to many interpretations, of course everyone, including yours truly, is going to have an opinion and think theyre right. (And why should my opinion on this be any different than on other topics?!) Its an argument thats had every year at the bar, the only things that change are the names: I cant believe that Small Town U. is ranked behind Established Moneymaker State! This is an outrage! They should be able to settle it on the field, we need a playoff. Been there, done that, with this discussion. Is there really any new ground to be covered? It becomes mind-numbing.

Then I look at the paper and see my boy Orrin Hatch has better things to think about than healthcare reform. Still ticked off that his undefeated Utah Utes (Did you say, Ute?) got left out of the national championship last year, hes picking up on President Obamas well received line that he would like to see a playoff in college football. In fact, he was part of a Senate Antitrust Subcommittee that hosted a hearing on the BCS in July. To get his desired result, hes following the thing thats most important to the BCS, the money, and wondering out loud if its legal. This because there is a LOT of money involved, and he wants to make sure the right thing is being done, and did I mention what happened to his Utes last year?!! Coincidentally he sent a letter to the President this week calling for an antitrust probe of the BCS. This guy is one angry Ute! What Id like to say to him is: Good luck, pal! While youve been busy filibustering and entertaining moneyed interests, we college football fans have been enduring this farce forever!

I guess hes new here, since controversy and college football rankings (and subsequently bowl pairings) go together like, controversy and Dennis Rodman. (Does this mean that Dennis Rodman = BCS?) Without the controversy are people talking about them? The thing to remember is that college football is first and foremost about making money. College football fights for the headlines in the national spotlight with the NFL, its not going to get attention in the larger cities (those with NFL teams) or the larger populated areas without a hook. What better a hook than to drive those who do follow you insane, while protecting your business model? Genius!

Now I dont want to beat this to death, again, but does he understand the game thats being played here? This system is well oiled and time tested. Even if, due to some public outcry, they have to offer an insignificant tweak now and then, the good old boys do what they want. Then again, he is a POLITICIAN! It starts like this: Each year at the end of summer, theres a little thing in the paper thats called the USA TODAY Coaches Poll. Thats right, before a game is even played, the teams are arranged in an order that the coaches think they will finish. (Again, part of the beauty of this is that I could spend an hour typing about the coaches part of the process alone.) It could also be called, stacking the deck. What you do is put the various favorites of the power conferences in the top 15 or so, (check out this years, the names are very familiar) and then sprinkle the rest of the top 25 with those pesky good teams from the lesser conferences. Like say putting LSU, coming off an 8-5 season and unranked at the end of the year, at 9, ahead of Boise State, TCU, and Utah, which all finished in the top 13 last year. I wont even get started on the fact that Notre Dame coming off their stellar 7-6 campaign of a year last year was ranked a preseason 23! (I will admit, that right now LSU is 10, but thats the roll of the dice that they take, 8 of the pre-season top 25 are no longer in the polls, including a fall from grace of 3 Oklahoma which is now one of the dreaded others receiving votes even with a 3-3 record. (Its hard to let go!)

Why have this pre-season poll? Why not wait until say October 1st? What it does is make sure that it is harder for a team to move up past ALL of the teams from the bigger conferences. And the computer polls? While they give you generics about their formulas, they have to have a starting point dont they? I wonder what that is? I will give them this though, they average out to have Iowa, Cincinnati and Boise State ahead of Texas, which since they all are undefeated is not entirely far-fetched. But as long as there are voter polls, and the perception is that the SEC and Big 12 are the stronger conferences, those teams will stay where they are as long as the records are the same, because the voters still control 67 of the vote. So, if youre Iowa, even if you run the table, good luck getting into a title game if Texas and Florida are undefeated. And, what do you think the odds are that an undefeated Boise State or Cincinnati could make it to the title game over a ONE LOSS Florida squad? How about nada?

I dont know if its a coincidence, but it seems with all of the better programs in the south, theres not as much interest in the bowl games around the bar. Dont get me wrong, as long as you can bet, people will watch, and everyone was excited for that Illinois Rose Bowl a couple of years ago. But its not consistent, the games dont have the level of anticipation that they used to. Although I know what youre thinking: that last years Virginia Tech-Cincinnati Orange Bowl was must-see-TV. Not! (Now imagine if the winner had to play the winner of the Rose Bowl in a national semi-final? Think it would have gotten some interest then?) Plus theres the fact that there are 34 of them. What do you think? Too many without meaning? Not to mention, thats a lot of travel for student athletes around finals time. (Kidding! Only are students!)

So whether the distinguished gentleman from Utah is looking out for his own interest or not, Im rooting for him. As one who watches what the NCAA basketball tournament does for the bar, I think one involving football would be just as big, if not bigger, and could be done while still incorporating the 34 bowl system. Theres enough money for everyone, as long as the big conferences realize that its in their best interest to share it. What? Did I just type that? Have I lost my mind? The presidents of the schools with the most to lose will never let that happen. Institutions of higher learning have definitely learned one thing: Protect the nest egg! (The Desert Inn doesnt have heart!) Good luck Orrin!

Reports: Joakim Noah likely to join Derrick Rose, sign with Knicks

Reports: Joakim Noah likely to join Derrick Rose, sign with Knicks

Multiple reports indicated that former Bulls center Joakim Noah will join Derrick Rose and sign with the New York Knicks.

Both the Washington Post and ESPN report that Noah is very likely to sign in New York, his hometown. ESPN's Marc Stein went so far as to say that other teams have already accepted that Noah is all but a done deal to sign with the Knicks.

And according to Tim Bontemps from the Washington Post, Noah's deal with the Knicks will have "a starting salary somewhere in the $18 million per year range," a large but not insane number considering the league's salary cap explosion this summer.

The Vertical's Shams Charania added that Noah will meet with Phil Jackson and the Knicks when free agency begins Friday night.

Noah would fill a void at center left by the Knicks' trade for Rose, which shipped center Robin Lopez back to Chicago. Noah averaged 4.3 points and 8.8 rebounds in 29 games last season before season-ending shoulder surgery in January. Noah spent the first nine seasons of his NBA career with the Bulls and was named Defensive Player of the Year just three short years ago.

But he fell out of grace with Bulls head coach Fred Hoiberg, who opted to bring Noah off the bench for the first time in his career. It was largely assumed that both Noah and Pau Gasol would not return to a Bulls team that missed the playoffs for the first time in eight seasons.

Teams can start negotiating with free agents on July 1, and can sign free agents beginning July 6.

James Shields earns first victory as White Sox top Twins

James Shields earns first victory as White Sox top Twins

James Shields received his first standing ovation of the season at U.S. Cellular Field as he headed to the dugout on Wednesday night.

The White Sox starter settled in after another shaky start and his offense kicked it into high gear in a 9-6 victory over the Minnesota Twins in front of 18,571. Shields limited the Twins to a leadoff solo homer in the first inning and pitched into the seventh to earn his first win for the White Sox.

Brett Lawrie, Tyler Saladino and Todd Frazier all homered for the White Sox, who had to pitch themselves out of trouble in a wild ninth to win for the sixth time in nine games. Nate Jones earned a one-out save after Matt Purke and Dan Jennings combined to allow five runs. Purke was optioned to Triple-A Charlotte after the game. A corresponding move will be announced on Thursday morning.

“(Shields) got back into a rhythm,” White Sox manager Robin Ventura said. “I think this is the best that he looked as far as just feeling comfortable. He was getting ahead. He started really using his fastball and he located it. I think after that, there was some offspeed stuff and he got guys swinging through it. This was a nice little thing to see. I'm sure it's a breath of fresh air for him.”

For a second it looked as if another stinker was in the cards.

Two pitches into the contest, Shields trailed by a run when Eduardo Nunez ripped an 0-1 changeup for a solo homer.

Shields, who had a 21.81 ERA in his first three starts with the White Sox, two of which resulted in him being booed off the mound at home, found even more trouble. He recorded a pair of outs, but walked Brian Dozier and Trevor Plouffe singled him to third. But similar to his last start in Boston, Shields took another big step forward and got out of trouble.

Two innings later, Shields made his biggest pitch of the night when he induced a double play off Joe Mauer’s bat after allowing consecutive singles to start the third. Dozier’s bunt attempt resulted in a comebacker and Shields escaped unharmed.

Adam Eaton assisted Shields in a big way in the fifth inning when he easily threw out Kurt Suzuki at home. Suzuki, who started the play on first, was forced home as Nunez nearly caught him speeding into third after hitting a liner off the right-field fence.

But Shields stranded Nunez in scoring position as well as another runner in the sixth. He recorded two more outs before giving way after a Byron Buxton double.

“We know what type of pitcher he is and he went out and did what he’s supposed to do,” Eaton said. “I think the proof is in the pudding. He goes out and throws well. We hit and we are going to be pretty good.”

As he exited, Shields was showered with applause from the appreciative crowd.

He allowed a run and eight hits in 6 2/3 innings, striking out five and walking one. Shields threw strikes on 61 of 93 pitches to earn his first victory since May 12th.

“It feels good,” Shields said. “It’s something to build off of.

“It was a tough stretch. It’s nice to get off the schneid there and get a win, but I don’t really focus on that kind of stuff. I’ve been around this game for a long time. My main focus is to win games for this team right now.”

One night after they couldn’t provide for Jose Quintana, the White Sox offense went overboard for Shields. Lawrie’s opposite-field solo homer with two outs in the second inning off Ricky Nolasco tied the game at 1. J.B. Shuck then singled, stole second and scored on an RBI single by Avisail Garcia.

The White Sox never looked back as Saladino’s solo shot in the fifth made it a 3-1 game.

Frazier started a five-run sixth inning with a solo homer -- the team’s 13th consecutive solo homer. Saladino singled in a run with two outs to chase Nolasco and make it 5-1. Tim Anderson’s two-run single made it a blowout and Eaton singled him in to make it 8-1. Shuck added a sac fly in the seventh for the White Sox, who went 5-for-11 with runners in scoring position.

“It was nice,” Frazier said. “It was a little different. (Shields) got out there not worrying about anything. Gave up the homer in the first batter. Nothing really fazed him after that. He has to understand, he’s going to give up runs here and there, and just relax from whatever happens from there. He pitched an exceptional game today.”

Denzel Valentine: Bulls' versatility will 'make us so dangerous'

Denzel Valentine: Bulls' versatility will 'make us so dangerous'

The Bulls are undergoing a "retooling" in their backcourt after dealing Derrick Rose to the Knicks, drafting Denzel Valentine and attempting to re-sign E'Twaun Moore in free agency.

That, combined with Jimmy Butler, the addition of Jerian Grant and an already versatile frontcourt will give Fred Hoiberg plenty of options that Valentine believes will make the Bulls "dangerous" in 2016-17.

"I think that's going to make us so dangerous this year, is we are versatile with our guards," He said on Wednesday night's White Sox broadcast. "And in those three positions I feel like we're going to be able to guard and do a lot of things offensively and throw a lot at you when we're coming down on offense. And the defensive end, too.

"I think we're going to have a really good team this year with all that we have, and I'm glad to be part of the building year, or whatever you want to call it."

On paper the Bulls will have more versatility than a year ago. Valentine is capable of playing either wing position and can handle the ball, though he doesn't project as a point guard. Butler can play and defend four positions, and Grant is capable of playing either guard spot. Bringing back E'Twaun Moore would benefit that versatility greatly, as he's capable of playing on or off the ball.

In the frontcourt, the Bulls will need to replace Pau Gasol and Joakim Noah, neither of whom provided much versatility. Robin Lopez is entrenched at center, which will give the Bulls' stretch forwards Nikola Mirotic and Bobby Portis more room to roam the perimeter.

Wherever Valentine plays, and however Hoiberg uses him in Year 1, the Michigan State rookie said he's ready to do what's asked of him from a franchise known for winning.

"My job is to just come in, do what I can do best and just work on my game and try to lead as best as I can," he said on SportsTalk Live (in the video above). "I'm not coming in to step on anybody's toes but I'm going to do what I can to lead and be a good teammate and try to win some games."