Joe Buck calls a Cubs World Series?

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Joe Buck calls a Cubs World Series?

Remember the PS3 commercial depicting the Cubs winning the World Series?

FOXSports announcer Joe Buck took it a step further Thursday night at a Red Cross fundraising event.

Buck calls a fictional Cubs World Series from roughly 30 years in the future, joking about Starlin Castro's at-bat in the bottom of the ninth inning at Wrigley Field facing the Boston Red Sox.

Not sure how I feel about this coming from a guy who was raised in St. Louis and acted as the play-by-play announcer for the Cardinals for almost two decades.

I mean, whatever it takes to get the Cubs a World Series right? I just hope it doesn't take another 30 years.

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View from the Moon: Bears take another wrong step in loss to Cowboys

View from the Moon: Bears take another wrong step in loss to Cowboys

ARLINGTON, Tex. – The stated base goal of John Fox is to improve every week, show improvement somewhere. Three games in the 2016 season, the exact opposite is transpiring, with all the ominous implications that go with that trend line for an organization trying to pull itself out of what had looked to be a generational low point. Before Sunday anyway.

The Bears’ 31-17 beating at the hands of the Dallas Cowboys left the Bears (0-3) with a second straight winless September. But while some positives were found among the losses to Green Bay, Arizona and Seattle last September, the only one from Sunday seemed to be that the Bears didn’t quit, something that seemed vaguely the case as the Philadelphia game wound down.

Brian Hoyer started in place of Jay Cutler, sidelined with a thumb injury, and whether he makes a case for a change at quarterback remains to be seen. What Hoyer did do, though, was bring the Bears back, at least close to respectability, in the second half in what he personally is taking away as one significant positive from a bad game.

“The one thing that I’ll say is that to see the resilience in that [locker] room, to come back out down 24-3 at halftime and keep battling, it’s good to see that,” Hoyer said. “It’s good to have that perseverance even in tough times. You’ve got to take that, build on that and figure out how to move the ball.”

But Hoyer acknowledged that there are no moral victories in the NFL, and Sunday was not one of those anyway.

The Bears led into the fourth quarter against Houston. They led until just before halftime against Philadelphia. They never were close to leading the Cowboys.

“I think we were kind of reversed this week – very poor first half and I thought we got better on both sides of the ball the second half,” Fox said. “The bad thing about the first three games is we haven’t put a complete game together.”

More concerning perhaps, the Bears have been outplayed in virtually every phase of every game, and looked sloppy and undisciplined too often in the process, hinting at breakdowns beyond just talent issues.

Each week this season has left the Bears seemingly worse than they were the week before. The second-half collapse at Houston was followed by a more woeful performance against the Philadelphia Eagles last Monday, which seemed almost encouraging compared to this Sunday, when the Cowboys ran up 274 yards and 24 points on the Bears – only six yards and five points fewer than the Eagles hammered for in their full game against the Bears.

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The last time the Bears saw the Cowboys, the defense of Mel Tucker allowed Dallas 194 rushing yards and 41 points. The Cowboys had 135 yards and 24 points in just the first half this time. Bears opponents scored 74 and 62 points on the historically bad Tucker defenses of 2013 and 2014. The Bears of Fox/Vic Fangio allowed 105 yards in the first three last year and 83 this year.

The offense under coordinator Dowell Loggains started the season badly and initially took another step backwards against the Cowboys. The Bears managed all of four first downs and barely eight minutes time of possession in the first half. The offense scored 14 the first week, seven the second (special teams returned a punt for a TD vs. Philadelphia) and three until the Cowboys had 24 this week.

Special teams committed penalties on consecutive plays of the first half, the second costing them a recovered onside kick.

The options now? “Give up, give in or give it your all,” Fox said. “We’ve got the right kinds of guys in that locker room and I think we’ll improve from it.”

Crippled Bears struggle in loss to Cowboys, remain winless on season

Crippled Bears struggle in loss to Cowboys, remain winless on season

ARLINGTON, Texas — Dak Prescott led scoring drives on all four Dallas possessions in the first half before throwing his first career touchdown pass, and the Cowboys beat the Chicago Bears 31-17 on Sunday night to snap an eight-game home losing streak.

With his second straight win, Prescott doubled the number of victories the Cowboys (2-1) had in 14 games without injured quarterback Tony Romo over three seasons before the rookie fourth-round pick showed up.

Prescott’s first TD pass was a 17-yarder to Dez Bryant for a 31-10 lead in the fourth quarter, and he’s up to 99 throws without an interception to start his career. Philadelphia rookie Carson Wentz has 102, and those are the two highest career-opening totals in NFL history.

Brian Hoyer had trouble moving the Chicago offence early with Jay Cutler sidelined by a sprained right thumb as the Bears fell behind 24-3 at halftime and dropped to 0-3 for the second time in two seasons under coach John Fox.

Making his 27th career start for his fourth different team, Hoyer was 30 of 49 for 317 yards -- a good portion of that with the game out of each late in the fourth quarter -- and threw for two scores to Zach Miller.

Rookie fourth overall pick Ezekiel Elliott had his first 100-yard game for Dallas, finishing with 140 yards on 30 carries and a 14-yard run when he hurdled safety Chris Prosinski.

It didn't even bother Prescott that Pro Bowl left tackle Tyron Smith missed just the second game of his six-year career after his back tightened up during the week.

Prescott was 19 of 24 for 248 yards in Dallas' first home win since last year's opener, which was a week before the first of two broken left collarbones that kept Romo out of 12 games last season. Romo is expected to miss about another month after breaking a bone in his back in the preseason.

Prescott had one of three rushing touchdowns for the Cowboys, who have seven this season after getting eight all of last year, when they finished 4-12.

Because the Bears fell behind again, they couldn't do much with the running game. They had just 15 carries for 73 yards and lost leading rusher Jeremy Langford to an ankle injury in the second half.

MISSING PIECES

It was Chicago's first game without linebackers Danny Trevathan (sprain thumb) and Lamarr Houston (season-ending left ACL year). And the Bears struggled to slow the Cowboys, getting outgained 274-114 in the first half. Dallas had a 19-4 edge in first downs before halftime and finished with 447 yards, including 199 on the ground.

STAYING ALIVE

The Cowboys were on their way to a score on a fifth straight possession when Terrance Williams fumbled at the end of a 47-yard catch on the opening drive of the second half. The Bears turned that into the first of Hoyer's two TDs to Miller, a 2-yarder on fourth down to cut it to 24-10.

INJURIES

Chicago S Harold Jones-Quartey left with a concussion in the first half and didn't return. ... The Cowboys lost another lineman when LG La'el Collins missed the second half with a sprained foot. Ron Leary, the starter who lost his job to Collins this season, was his replacement.