Random News of the Day: 45 (XLV) Reasons

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Random News of the Day: 45 (XLV) Reasons

Tuesday, Jan. 18, 2011
9:49 a.m.

By Joe Collins
CSNChicago.com

Still apprehensive about joining the Bears bandwagon? Don't worry! Here are 45 reasons the Bears will make it to Super Bowl XLV:

I: January 14, 2004: "Our number one goal is to beat the Packers." That was Lovie Smith at his introductory Bears press conference. You don't think that will get mentioned at Halas Hall this week, do you?
II: Devin Hester. His first punt return TD came against Green Bay. Wouldn't it just make too much sense for him to do it again on Sunday?

III: The Bears are three point underdogs in their own backyard. (POOF). Bulletin board material in an instant. No fuss. Serve while hot.

IV: Columnist Rick Reilly (see previous point about bulletin board material)

V: Brian Urlacher. His 125 tackles (96 solo) on the year will mean nothing if the Bears don't win Sunday. He knows this rivalry better than anyone on the team.

VI: Jay Cutler. A bell must have rung somewhere. Cutler finally got his playoff wings. And hopefully, he won't have to waste any more time talking about the subject.

VII: Because of the work of Ted Phillips and Jerry Angelo. Landing Julius Peppers, Chester Taylor and Brandon Manumaleuna helped put the team in a position to make a Super Bowl run. Speaking of landing people...

VIII: Having three former head coaches assist in steering the ship helps, too. Lovie Smith, Mike Martz, Rod Marinelli and Mike Tice have worked wonders.

IX: Robbie Gould. He already has a playoff game-winning field goal on his resume (49-yarder vs. Seattle, 11407). Umm, he knows the terrain.
X: Because Cutler doesn't want to get the following text messages from his pal Aaron Rodgers for the next seven months: "dude I was ROFL while u were ROF-Sacked...Sorry pal. LOL."

XI: Jim Cornelison. If he does the Star Spangled Banner prior to the Bears-Packers game, that alone would give the Bears a 7-0 lead.

XII: Olin Kreutz. The longest-tenured Bears player will be the absolute last person on that roster to mail it in on Sunday. I wouldn't want to be within 100 feet of him if things start going poorly.

XIII: Jim Belushi. The Bears will win Sunday just to give him something to do on Super Bowl Sunday-- like randomly appearing on the Bears sideline for no apparent reason.

XIV: The Soldier Field turf: the secret ally. It's like North Avenue during winter pothole season. If you're used to driving on it and know where the tricky spots are, you're fine. Let the out-of-towners wreck themselves on it.

XV: Long snapper Patrick Mannelly. Might be the most random piece of the Bears puzzle, but also on the short list of guys that are most deserving of a Bears Super Bowl ring.

XVI: Because the Bears want to hang out with the Black Eyed Peas after Super Bowl XLV. Wouldn't you?

XVII: Penalties. Heck, if the Packers commit half the number of penalties than they did the last time they were here, it'd be a good sign.

XVIII: Packers WR James Jones. He's due for another whiff on a deep pass. Maybe in a key moment in the fourth quarter.

XIX: Bearsss. Ditka. Sausage. Saaahhhssssage.

XX: Because hopefully the Bears can get to the Super Bowl, win it, and we won't have to worry about the Super Bowl XX glory days (at least for a little while).

XXI: Aspirations of a parade. You think the Bears caught a glimpse of the Hawks parade last summer and started dreaming of something similar in February?

XXII: Matt Forte. Let's hope he runs the ball 40 times. Why? Because the Bears have won 48 straight games when they run the ball at least 40 times.
XXIII: Because Lovie Smith would like nothing more than to win the Super Bowl in his home state of Texas.

XXIV: Tommie Harris. Danieal Manning. Johnny Knox (See previous entry)

XXV: The "It Doesn't Matter What We Think" factor: the Bears will win Sunday because of something not on this list, making it only fitting in this insane football season (see also: Jets, New York)

XXVI: With that said, you realize that the games are completely out of the players hands bacause the networks are just scheming to place the 1 and 3 TV markets together in the Super Bowl...right? No matter. By that theory, Bears still win Sunday!

XXVII: The George Halas trophy cannot go to Lambeau Field. It can't. It won't.

XXVIII: Because we secretly want to make Soldier Field shake so much that it registers on the Richter scale--- just as it did during Marshawn Lynch's bulldozing run in Seattle.

XXIX: Truthfully, I actually hope that the Bears win just for the safety of Packers fans that come into Chicago. I mean that sincerely. Let's face it, if the Packers win and their fans start talking while exiting Soldier Field, they might not make it to Lake Shore Drive.

XXX: Greg Olsen. So much for him being a non-entity in the Mike Martz offense, huh? With that said...

XXXI: The Packers' secondary is due for a breakdown, especially now that the Bears' passing game has found a rhythm. Law of averages about to even out? Here's an 'Obvious Stat of the Day': Cutler is 22-0 when his passing rating is over 100.

XXXII: It's because of the little guys, the key contributors outside the glow of the main spotlight: Taylor, Tim Jennings, Kellen Davis, Corey Wootton and D.J. Moore-- just to name a few.

XXXIII: Because Charles Tillman will have the game of his life. The eight-year veteran has the playoff experience and knows what Aaron Rodgers can bring to the table.

XXXIV: The Bears' rushing defense. They held Seattle to 34 yards. You listening, Packers? POKEPOKE James Starks...how about you? POKEPOKE John Kuhn? Brandon Jackson?
XXXV: Because the Bears will need a home field advantage on February 6th. Heck, you can almost put all of Naperville's population inside Cowboys Stadium. Might as well have 'em in blue and orange instead of green and yellow.

XXXVI: The Bears understand the need to finish. That messy fourth quarter against Seattle (165 yards, three TDs on 22 plays) might be a blessing in disguise- it will give the Bears plenty of motivation to close out an opponent that's much more potent than the Seahawks. Getting a nice lead would help this situation, of course.

XXXVII: The weather. 17 and blustery forecasted for Sunday. And this is...er...wait...why is this important? Because, once and for all, this might make the whole "Bear Weather" argument null and void. Like the Packers don't play in these conditions too, right?

XXXVIII: The special teams, outside of Devin Hester. Hey, if Brad Maynard and Corey Graham can team up to pin the Packers deep in their own zone (like they did Sunday against the Seahawks), it'd make it that much tougher for Rodgers

XXXIX: Hunter Hillenmeyer. Deep down, players need to go out and win one for a guy who can't be out there.
XL: Because the smarties that placed their bets back last February need a big payday. The Bears opened at 401 odds to win Super Bowl XLV. (Note: Pittsburgh was 101, Green Bay 121 and the Jets were 151).
XLI: Because there are a lot of players on the roster who want to officially erase the memories of Peyton Manning's rain dance in Miami back in '07.

XLII: ...or heck, every season since Super Bowl XLI.
XLIII: George Halas. Not sure how, not sure why, but the spirit of Papa Bear will make damn sure the Packers don't walk out of Solider Field with a victory.

XLIV: Sunday's Soldier Field crowd. The atmosphere in the stands will the Cubs vs. Sox experience look like an etiquette seminar.

XLV: Hey, with all the stars aligning in the Bears favor this season, you know they're going to make it already.

Bears 23, Packers 21

Or something like that.

Three Bears necessities to lay a broom on the Lions

Three Bears necessities to lay a broom on the Lions

If the Lions beat the Bears in Detroit, it'd be a recent rarity. No, not the Bears losing, but in this long series that reaches 175 games Sunday. One team or the other has swept the season series 11 of the last 12 years (the lone exception being 2011). The 17-14 Bears win Oct. 2 ended a string of six consecutive losses to their division rivals. At that point, both clubs were 1-3. The Bears have remained at that pace since, while the Lions have taken off, winning seven of eight.

It was Brian Hoyer's steady hand that guided that win, while a Vic Fangio defense missing Eddie Goldman, Pernell McPhee and Danny Trevathan forced Matthew Stafford into easily his worst game of the season.

1. STAY COMMITTED

That first meeting was Jordan Howard's first start, and his first 100-yard game, and the rook ran it 23 times for the first of five 100-yard rushing efforts (113). And since the two Bears touchdowns were scored by a couple of players who won't suit up Sunday (Eddie Royal and Zach Miller, from a quarterback who also won't be suiting up), keep feeding the beast. He's 117 yards from reaching the 1,000-yard mark (after just a dozen carries the first three games), and another 100-yard effort would give him the most for a rookie in Bears franchise history.

2. A FASTER START FOR MATT

...meaning Barkley, not Stafford. The Bears want to avoid a faster start by Stafford and the home offense, which was held to just one first down and 14 total plays on their first four possessions back in October. As Barkley makes his first NFL road start in a dome, he and his offensive teammates need to get out of the gate quicker than they have the last two home games. Before they got things rolling on the final drive of the first half against the San Francisco 49ers, they had four possessions that totaled 14 plays, 27 net yards and two first downs. In Barkley's first start two weeks ago against the Tennessee Titans, they surrounded one 13-play touchdown drive in the opening half with five possessions, totaling 16 plays, 108 yards, three first downs, and an interception.

[SHOP: Gear up Bears fans!]

3. HOO-RATIO

The Bears have lost the turnover battle in eight of their 12 games, and just twice have they won it. One of those instances was in Week 4. For a team that has just five interceptions all year, against a quarterback who's thrown just five picks, two came in the first meeting on the lakefront. And those picks were by (....wait for it....) Deiondre Hall (the rookie who'll play for the first time since that game), and Jacoby Glenn, who's now back on the practice squad. Now, yes, Stafford is a different beast in his den, and there's a completely different confidence level now for the NFC North leaders. But what if the defense can pull an encore? And can Leonard Floyd and Akiem Hicks pick up where they left off against another mobile quarterback? The Bears had just two sacks in the first meeting, registered by (....wait for it....) Mitch Unrein and Cornelius Washington.

** Finish up your snow removal by 11 a.m. Plop yourself in front of CSN, and watch ex-Bears Lance Briggs, Jim Miller and Alex Brown join Chris for Bears Pregame Live. Then as soon as the second quarter ends on CBS, log on here to CSNChicago.com as Jim and Chris break down the first 30 minutes and go over second half adjustments on Bears Halftime Live. Finally, as soon as the team's start sharing handshakes, flip back to CSN as the three ex-Bears and Chris provide 90 minutes of reaction, analysis, press conferences and locker room interviews from Detroit on Bears Postgame Live. **

Complete Bears-Lions coverage on CSN

Complete Bears-Lions coverage on CSN

The Bears and Detroit Lions square off Sunday at noon and CSN Chicago has you covered along the way.

Check out a schedule of Sunday's events:

— Meijer Bears Pregame Live with Chris Boden, Lance Briggs, Alex Brown and Jim Miller airs at 11 a.m. on CSN.

— Blue Cross Blue Shield of Illinois Bears Halftime Live streaming live on CSNChicago.com and ChicagoBears.com.

— State Farm Bears Postgame Live airing immediately after the game on CSN.

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