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Sox Drawer: Playing the Manny Two-Step

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Sox Drawer: Playing the Manny Two-Step

Tuesday, Aug. 24, 2010
7:11 PM

By Chuck Garfien
CSNChicago.com

Im not sure if Kenny Williams prefers the waltz, the polka, the salsa, or the centipede, but the White Sox general manager had his dancing shoes on before Tuesdays game vs. the Orioles, doing the do-si-do around every question about you know who.

Im not sure if I can say his name. Kenny wont, because hes the property of another team. But maybe not for long.

You can ask it in all different ways, but the answer to the question is, it does me no good to speak on it, Williams said. And the main reason is because I think this team needs to be focused on whos going to battle for them and not whos going to walk through the door.

But if the Los Angeles Dodgers do, in fact, place Manny Ramirez on waivers, Williams will likely do everything in his power to give the veteran slugger a key to the Sox clubhouse because of the boost he can give to the White Sox lineup. True, the offense hasnt been the teams biggest problem lately. That would be the bullpen.

Any chance Manny can close?

But come September, which is traditionally Manny Time, ask yourself this question: do you want Ramirez coming to the plate with the game on the line or an inconsistent Mark Kotsay or Andruw Jones?

With Manny questions coming from every angle, Williams did his best to dodge them all, but at the same time he never denied interest in Ramirez, choosing instead to smile his way through the media session with a grin that said, Yes, were interested in Ramirez, but with words that didnt say "no" either.

Williams also gave the following answer to a very loaded question about acquiring a certain player whose personality might not fit with his current team:

The perfect fit is less important than production in the last month of the season, and thats not to say I dont factor it in, Williams said. But you can only get on someones nerves so much in 30 days. So you come in, you produce, we win, everybodys happy. You dont, and the guy leaves.

Who else could Williams be talking about? Terrell Owens?

When asked whether he could manage Ramirez and his me-first personality, Ozzie Guillen said, I can handle anyone. But would he want Manny added to his team?

"I don't know," Guillen said. "Manny hasn't played in the big leagues in a little while. If Kenny asked me if you need Manny or do you want Manny here, I'm going to say yes because you know why? He's going to bring him anyway. Then why not?"

But considering that Ramirez has played in only 166 games the last two seasons because of injuries and his 50-game drug suspension in 2009, which Manny would show up? Guillen isnt so sure.

If you give me Manny when he was with Boston, Ill take a limo to pick him up, Guillen remarked. But I havent seen Manny in a long time. I didnt even see Manny in spring training and we played against him every day."

Theres also the issue of Ramirez's ever-growing Bob Marley locks, which might not sit well with a certain White Sox chairman, who made A.J. Pierzynski and Joe Crede cut their bushy manes during the 2006 season.

"I want to see how Jerry Reinsdorf confronts the hair. It's not going to be my bleeping department, Guillen said.

But for Ramirez, maybe the most important factor can be found in the motivation department. Manny will have plenty. Hes a free agent after this season, so hes playing for his next contract. He loves the spotlight. He thrives under pressure. Hes aware that his future is back in the American League as a designated hitter.

The Dodgers arent going anywhere.

The White Sox hope to be headed somewhere.

Well know in the next few days if Manny is headed here.

Chuck Garfien hosts White Sox Pregame and Postgame Live on Comcast SportsNet with former Sox slugger Bill Melton. Follow Chuck @ChuckGarfien on Twitter for up-to-the-minute Sox news and views.

Nicky Delmonico is trending on Twitter... And the posts are glorious

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Nicky Delmonico is trending on Twitter... And the posts are glorious

White Sox fans just can't get enough of Nicky Delmonico. 

After his epic inside-the-park home run, Twitter was hardcore buzzing about the Sox rookie. He was even a trending topic. 

There were plenty of hilarious posts about the legend, but here are the top five we saw: 

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GIVE US THE SHERSEYS, WHITE SOX! 

Nicky Delmonico is the White Sox hero we don't deserve

Nicky Delmonico is the White Sox hero we don't deserve

The legend of Nicky Delmonico grows every night. 

On Friday, the White Sox rookie produced his second career multi-homer game in extraordinary fashion.

The first of his two bombs was just a good, old-school mash to right field: 

The second, however, conflated muscle and hustle: 

What can't this guy do? 

The pair of homers boosted his total to five in just 15 games. May want to save voters the time and just induct him into baseball's Hall of Fame now.