Note: We skipped Week 12 due to other obligations.
JJ: Coasting like that guy hypermiling his Prius in front of you (disclaimer: I drive a Prius).
Tony: Man, nobody's had to use #Barves for almost two weeks, huh?
JJ: John Lackey, still plugging along with a 2.31 ERA in 20 starts.Tony: Only 15 victories away from a winning season! Woohoo!
JJ: Evan Longoria since the All-Star break: .210/.279/.387. And they're still right there with Boston.Tony: I love Matt Carpenter. I love lamp?
JJ: Miguel Cabrera has a .454 OBP. .454!Tony: Pshh, only a 9-game winning streak? All of Hotlanta scoffs at you, Detroit.
JJ: I just watched Cool Runnings, so really hope their season/sled doesn't fall apart this late in the race.Tony: Wil Myers is just the best, you guys.
JJ: Jarrod Parker since June 1: 2.82 ERA, still prone to walks but a great sign for them.Tony: Yasiel Puig for MVP. Like, for serious now.
JJ: Remember when Don Mattingly was on the hot seat? Probably was nothing more than the sideburns.Tony: Can't wait to see David Ortiz do a Jake Peavy impression.
JJ: They're better than this, but a bunch of streaking teams ahead of them push them down here.Tony: Man, Josh Donaldson (.851 OPS) would be awesome on the Cubs right now.
JJ: Weird that of all their big offseason moves, Ryan Raburn (13 HR, .950 OPS) has had biggest impact.Tony: Is it still too soon to talk about Monday's fiasco against the Tigs?
JJ: Just as they start to right the ship, Nelson Cruz is taken away from them.Tony: Twitter tirade aside, Matt Garza has been awesome for them.
JJ: They're flailing, but are still in good position for a Wild Card spot.Tony: LOL, Royals. At least they're winning.
JJ: Scott Feldman's had fewer strikeouts since the trade, and a 5.70 ERA doesn't look great.Tony: The world is a much better place when Chris Davis hits homers.
JJ: On the flip side of the Reds' issues, Arizona could get back into the playoff hunt with a nice run here.Tony: This week is just another reminder why Joe Girardi is the man.
JJ: So C.C. Sabathia has a 4.78 ERA and his fastball has lost velocity. That's not good.Tony: They have a guy on their team named Tuffy Gosewisch.
JJ: Offense has given over 100 at-bats to four players with negative WARs.Tony: Remember when their offense was good?
JJ: Andrew Cashner: 3.80 ERA, 3.77 FIP.Tony: Jeez, Josh Johnson (6.60 ERA, 1.68 WHIP) has to be the worst pickup ever.
JJ: Despite a 4.41 ERA, Mark Buehrle on pace for another 200-inning season.Tony: Dustin Ackley still can't hit.
JJ: In light of the Dodgers' hot streak, their season looks even worse.Tony: Freefallin' back to Earth, Tom Petty style.
JJ: It was a good run, just not meant to last.Tony: Eh, it could be worse. They could be the pre-Puig Dodgers.
JJ: Roger Kieschnick is no Brooks Kieschnick.Tony: Chad Gaudin may be a crazy drunk, but he's an awesome pitcher (2.56 ERA, 1.15 WHIP).
JJ: I had to look up who he was, but Josh Satin has a .417 OBP and 17 percent walk rate in 115 PA.Tony: They may have found something with EY, Jr.
JJ: Mike Olt with Triple-A Iowa: .115/.148/.173, 16 K in 54 PA.Tony: Total #Cubes move with the weekend series against LAD.
JJ: Since July 1, opposing hitters had a .988 OPS against Kevin Correia.Tony: Seriously, why didn't they trade anybody at the deadline?
JJ: Five years ago they had Braun, Fielder and Sabathia. Now they have no...wait, that's not how the joke goes.Tony: Silver Lining: At least they're 26-27 at home.
JJ: They have a -88 run differential, but no, why would they sell at the deadline?Tony: This has been a nightmare season for Yovani Gallardo.
JJ:Good thing they bilked the taxpayers for a new stadium that isn't drawing well.Tony: So much turnover. 47 different guys have batted for them and 22 have pitched at least one inning.
JJ: Four and a half games behind Houston on the Road To Rodon.Tony: At least they won Monday night in the national spotlight.
JJ: Good luck getting this out of your head.Tony: A whole bunch of funny Astros GIFs for your viewing pleasure.