Faux plastic Ray Bans, MC Hammer zebra pants, and hilariously bad lyrics take the stage in "We're Better Than the Best", a Super Bowl Shuffle-esque rap performed by the MLS All-Stars.
Reminiscent of the 1985 Chicago Bears rap hit released three months before their Super Bowl win, "We're Better Than the Best" digs up the time capsule with a distinctly 80's beat.
Chicago Fire's Mike Magee makes an appearance in the rap as well. Magee's best line? "I'm the best forward in all the game. I'm Mike Magee and you better know my name."
If you're not cringing yet, take a look at the full video.