Frankie O's Blog: Tax Break

Frankie O's Blog: Tax Break

Friday, April 15, 2011
Posted: 9:58 a.m.

By Frankie O
CSNChicago.com

Its always fun to take a break from doing your taxes. As usual, I keep asking myself why I ALWAYS wait to the last minute. Why? Because there is so much going on and Im easily distracted either at home or work. At home I worked my daughters track meet as a volunteer timer Thursday. (Like I had a choice!) Standing outside for two hours on a nice Chicago April day, I start to daydream about somewhere with slightly warmer temperatures, like in Minsk! Honestly! Wind chills in April? I dont know how they did it, but those little tax deductions gave it their all as they braved a head-wind that was bending trees. Its always great to be around the youngsters though, in any weather, as you can see what competing means to them. Since I spend most of my waking hours talking about, and contemplating the effects of, professional athletes and their endeavors, on and off the field of play, its always great to re-connect to the reason I care so much.

The top story at the bar, obviously, is the 1 seed of the NBA playoffs, the shocking Chicago Bulls. Its not that what they are doing right now is surprising us. But who saw THIS coming? D-Rose is awesome, we all knew. But who is this new coach? Is Boozer going to be more than a consolation prize? Two straight years of 41-41 and a quick playoff exit told us there was some talent here, but in the NBA where ascension seems to take forever, most had modest hopes. Of course now many will tell you that they saw this coming and all I can say is, really? Really?!(Thought so! Wheres Troy Polamalu?)

Beating out the Celtics, Heatles, Lakers and Spurs for the leagues best record is mind boggling. But everybody in the bar is drinking the kool-aid (not to mention the Titos!) and keep asking me how far they can go. As much as I want to say that we should hold on, who wants to doubt this team? Not me. But remember, they now have a target, not to mention a Sports Illustrated cover jinx to deal with, and its all up hill from here to go 4 rounds to get to the promised land. I have a feeling that this is going to be a fun ride and I think this is the time that Derrick Rose will catapult himself to the next level. Well all be watching, and thankfully, well be watching him enter the national consciousness on the court, not answering questions from Jim Gray.

The NHL playoffs are one of my favorite passions. This still even after the amount of pain that I had to deal with last year. The best part about them is that they are unpredictable. Sure, every now and then the favorite will win it all, but usually its a wild ride with outcomes that no one could see coming. Thats why I was amused by the Tribune Newspapers hockey experts picks for the 1st round of the playoffs. Eight series and she went with the chalk in all of them. What? Not one upset? In a sport that is annually full of them? And her headline is More drama on way? What drama? You picked all of the favorites! Way to go out on a limb and give us some insight.

I look at this year and its like throwing darts at a board. As usual, there are some great matchups from the start. I think the Blackhawks can play with the Canucks and better yet, can get in Roberto Luongos head. Although with the stuff he has going on up there, is that really hard to do? Theres no crying in hockey! Why not? Ill take the Hawks! Ill also take Pekka Rinne and the Preds to beat the Ducks. Things get really interesting in the Eastern Conference. I think every series will go seven games, so flip a coin on any one of them. And if I was going to make a wager, I would take the dog in all four. So that means that Johnny Vegas, thank you, would only take the favorite in 2 series. I cant wait to see whos right!

For something else that makes me scratch my head, theres the Barry Bonds trial. What I do not understand is: If you dont have the guy who injected him willing to cooperate, how are you going to prove perjury beyond a reasonable doubt, when he will not talk about his usage issues. If you ask anyone in the bar, or Jeff Brantley, they will tell you that of course he was on roids. Duh! But, proving it in court? When he uses the deny, deny, deny defense and knowing there had to be at least one star-struck juror, how did the feds expect to win when their entire case was he said-he said? Whether his obstruction of justice conviction sticks or not, which it probably wont, does not matter to fans. We all know what he did. Its written on the billboard that is his forehead.

And for something else that I dont understand, there is Josh Hamilton. His battle with addictions and magical Home Run Derby in 2008, have made him a feel-good story. His undeniable talent made him last years AL MVP. What I dont think any of us saw coming was his petulant tirade towards a coach after he got injured playing baseball. If you are on 3rd base, and the batter hits a pop-up, that the catcher and 3rd baseman chase after, the only thought in your head is whether you can score. Thats how Pete Rose played. Thats how Chase Utley plays. Gamers. When you see an out-of-shape pitcher standing oblivious on the mound, not even considering covering home, do you really need a base-coach to tell you to RUN? I know I would have been yelling for him to go and thats what his 3rd base coach, Dave Anderson, told him to do. That he was out in a bang-bang play is not the point. The point is that you let your opponent know that you are there to play old-fashioned hard ball, all day long! The 3rd baseman and catcher had to make a perfect play to barely tag him out at the plate. That he decided to slide head first, was that his coaches fault? I know guys fall in love with that slide, but wouldnt a feet-first hook slide have been more appropriate? The fact that he was injured did not make it a stupid play, it made it an unfortunate one. When players make it known that bustin it on every play is not how they want to play, I find that stupid.

And that brings me back to the frigid youngsters. Not to be too over the top, but it really was cool (no pun!) to be that close to kids just giving it there all, because they could. I know that they are just games, but they tell us everything we need to know about someone else and ourselves. As we enjoy the playoff season there will be plenty emotion and effort for us all to marvel at, hopefully the lesson hits home.

And just because:

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

The legendary eatery named after the famed former Chicago Cubs announcer Harry Caray, a must-visit spot for all endlessly tortured Cubbies fans to revel or drown their sorrows, is now selling their premium draft pints for 6.66.

Cubs release Munenori Kawasaki and keep the door open for his return

Cubs release Munenori Kawasaki and keep the door open for his return

MESA, Ariz. – The Cubs released Munenori Kawasaki on Tuesday, allowing the popular, high-energy Japanese infielder to see what's out there while still keeping the door open for his return.

The timing would also allow the Cubs to avoid paying the $100,000 retention bonus to Kawasaki, who's played parts of five big-league seasons with the Seattle Mariners, Toronto Blue Jays and last year's World Series team.

"Hopefully, we get a chance to sign him back," manager Joe Maddon said at the Sloan Park complex. "A guy like him needs to take advantage of how well he's playing and possibly see if there's a chance to get a major-league job."

With that move, the Cubs cut the roster to 30 players on their second-to-last day in the Cactus League this spring. Between Addison Russell, Ben Zobrist and Javier Baez – and prospects like Ian Happ and Chesny Young – the Cubs would appear to be covered up the middle for now. 

"You can never have enough middle infielders," Maddon said. "I'd love to have him, no question. Hopefully, he's going to be back. Again, this is one of those things where the word 'release' is a very harsh word, but I think it can be rectified possibly. I hope he comes back to us."

Kristin Cavallari shows off her favorite NFL tight end: A nude Jay Cutler

Kristin Cavallari shows off her favorite NFL tight end: A nude Jay Cutler

Kristin Cavallari continues to chronicle husband Jay Cutler's life as a free agent in the most epic way possible.

With a revealing Instagram photo Tuesday morning, she may have hinted at a position change for the former Bears QB...to tight end! (Get it?)

For the NSFW version, head to KCavs' Instagram page.

Smokin' Jay takes on a whole new meaning now.

It's still apparent Jay Cutler just "DOON'T CAAAREE."

There are so many Bears jokes and puns to be made here:

Bare Down. 

Once a bare, always a bare?

Bare at heart?

Looks like he's in some bare weather.

We know who KCavs' tight end sleeper is in fantasy football this year. No ifs ands or butts about it.

Ummm...

OK I'm out.