Rodney Dangerfield would probably be jealous of Jose Abreu.
Abreu has only appeared in two games and he’s already been afforded more respect than most ever see.
They endured so much during a horrid 2013 campaign that the White Sox aren’t about to complain when they win.
Alejandro De Aza’s chances of playing Wednesday have to be stronger after a banner day in Monday’s opener.
Maybe it was an ex-teammate’s prank, one last gag after he had been traded, but Adam Eaton thought there was no way Paul Konerko was on the other end of his phone that December day.