The Bears couldn’t beat a wobbling Carolina Panthers team. The Detroit Lions couldn’t overcome Kyle Orton and the Buffalo Bills at home.
More than a few Bears fans would have preferred that the 2009 trade that brought Jay Cutler to Chicago never happened. Whether one of those was Cutler himself, hard to say.
No Bears team has ever opened a season 0-2 and gone on to the postseason.
When in doubt, trot in an ex-Bear quarterback to help out.