Joe Maddon leaned down to grab the microphone from the table.
The Cubs made Joe Maddon an offer he couldn’t refuse.
There’s a perception the Cubs are another Chicago machine, rigging the Joe Maddon deal to get their dream manager.
Joe Maddon and the Cubs took Chicago and the baseball world by storm on Monday afternoon as the team introduced Maddon as the 54th manager in franchise history.
Talking Heads should be playing when Joe Maddon walks into the Addison Street bar, because the Cubs and their new hipster manager saw this opportunity as once in a lifetime.