Among all the bros and partying in Wrigleyville during Chicago's annual St. Patrick's Day celebrating, a shrine appeared.
A shrine offering healing powers to Patrick Kane.
A trip to New York reminded Joe Maddon of the nowhere-to-hide scrutiny that comes with this job. But having no OFF switch must sound ideal to someone who loves the bright lights.
Oh come on.
That's been a popular reaction when people hear Cubs superfan Ronnie Woo Woo is getting his own bobblehead.
But it's true.
Talking Heads should be playing when Joe Maddon walks into the Addison Street bar, because the Cubs and their new hipster manager saw this opportunity as once in a lifetime.
The Cubs are hoping to show off a renovated Wrigley Field with an All-Star Game.