Technically... the Chicago Cubs became world champions on Nov. 3, 2016 at 12:47 a.m.
Approximately... that was nine months ago.
Theoretically... there should be a lot of Anthony's and Kris's being born in Chicago right about now.
Now, that last part may be a bit of a stretch, but what is not a stretch is the arrival of what the Cubs organization are calling 'World Championship Babies', and what a ring that has to it.
This upswing in births has even garnered national attention, shown below.
In a press release on Monday, the Cubs celebrated this correlation by announcing that babies born around now would receive membership to the 'Newborn Fan Club' as well as a Cubs “Rookie of the Year” onesie, Cubs pinstripe beanie cap, custom-made birth certificate and personalized Wrigley Field Marquee photo.
This mass membership growth will take place today, Wed., July 26 at Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center, 836 W. Wellington Ave, Chicago, Ill.
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Is Schwar-Bombs an acceptable first name?